Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
CG: I ONLY HATE YOU IN A FRIEND WAY I SWEAR.
Spur-of-the-moment doodles of the quieter otp I have.
at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase
holy shit if I see Gossip Girl or fucking Blaire Waldorf on my dash one more time I will lose it
100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’.
Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out
These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco
you’ve all just hit an all time low
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
thank god you said shitty because my grasp of fashion is fucking appalling
they named that dog “little shit”